What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g