A mouse going on vacation.
Germany
At the Howliday Inn!
In its trunk.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
Nothing, they might hear you
