What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!