What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !