What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you