What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.