What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!