What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.