How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!