Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Alt Right Alt Right Alt Right Jokes More Alt Right Alt Right Alt Right Jokes

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Scholarship Jokes More Scholarship Jokes

What do you call a vessel full of academics?

A scholarship

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...