What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.