What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.