What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!