What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"