How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.