Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.