What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.