What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"