What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!