What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.