Antimatter Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

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What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.