Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.