What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)