What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"