What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

N Jokes More N Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.