What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.