What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter