What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.