Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.