Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.