Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What is a black Transformer's name?

Haramblebee

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.