When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?