When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.