How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.