What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.