Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.