Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.