Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.