Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.