Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.