Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.