How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.