Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.