What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.