What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance