To remind them why there's no money in it
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Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
What's in your wallet?
For identification.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
Polaroids
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
Because he needed one.
because AIR IS FREE
He can't stand the 1%
My ex-wife
A widow
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "
They allel park
The fourth wall
To shake things up on network tv.
He was told not to play with his food.
When your kid sleeps in between.
