What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !