How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.