Spider Man Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Valet Jokes More Valet Jokes

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.