Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy