Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness