What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!