What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!