How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.