They disguise themselves as uncles!
Me: I love you.
By hiding his employment check in his work boots.
A crayant !
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Mascarpone
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Two aardvarks!