What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What is that?

Its just that...your numbers not in it.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.