The number of the car that hit him.
Don't ask her out again
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
82
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
Antelope!
