What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.