They both like bombs
Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
You have to drop the bomb twice.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Because he said he loves miso.
Samurais?
Allah-peos
They have to find babysitters for their wives.