How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'