What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter