What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.