What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.