What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.