Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.