What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

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How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching