Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.