Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.