Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!