Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.