What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket