Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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My toe sis!"

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers