What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.